My name is John Hawkins
If you think that sounds like a pirate's name, you are right.
Sir John Hawkins originally worked for the queen stealing gold from the Spanish and Portuguese. One day he took off with a boat load for himself. So the legend goes.
So I and all the other John Hawkins' out there who aspire to fame through the humble google page rank, seem to be forever be humbled by this historical figure.
I propose that we all band together and create a unified John Hawkins identity that can combat our representation on google as a pirate. Except for the John Hawkins that is an obnoxious right wing blogger, he should forced to change his name to Jack.
If you think that sounds like a pirate's name, you are right.
Sir John Hawkins originally worked for the queen stealing gold from the Spanish and Portuguese. One day he took off with a boat load for himself. So the legend goes.
So I and all the other John Hawkins' out there who aspire to fame through the humble google page rank, seem to be forever be humbled by this historical figure.
I propose that we all band together and create a unified John Hawkins identity that can combat our representation on google as a pirate. Except for the John Hawkins that is an obnoxious right wing blogger, he should forced to change his name to Jack.
I don't think your father had such lofty ideals when he named you. It had more to do with blasphemy in giving you the initials J.C.
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You could be right Uncle, there is a deep love for blasphemy in our family. But, between myself and my brother Jim, there is an undeniable pirate theme in our family name.
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