Friday, February 24, 2012

Named after a pirate

My name is John Hawkins

If you think that sounds like a pirate's name, you are right.

Sir John Hawkins originally worked for the queen stealing gold from the Spanish and Portuguese. One day he took off with a boat load for himself. So the legend goes.

So I and all the other John Hawkins' out there who aspire to fame through the humble google page rank, seem to be forever be humbled by this historical figure.

I propose that we all band together and create a unified John Hawkins identity that can combat our representation on google as a pirate. Except for the John Hawkins that is an obnoxious right wing blogger, he should forced to change his name to Jack.